DR. MARK'S ALE DIET

Introducing the all new diet to beat all diets. The Dr. Marks all new ale diet. You may not lose weight, but I (Dr.Mark) guarantee it will change it. The diet simply consists of having 1 T.T.A. upon getting out of bed, 1 before, during, and after each meal, and evenly spaced between meals. I also recommend 1 before bed. You may not lose weight, but hey, you probably won't care.

Dr. Mark has testimonial pictures from a Trailer Trash Ale Devotee. As you can see the TTA diet has done wonders for him!

Keep up the good work! Dr. Mark is so proud! (sniff)