Dumpster Diving
Many of dr. Marks Fans like to send trashy pictures of thier loved ones or whatever.
Here are just a few of the many fine pictures and other stuff. dr. Mark likes getting photos from his
Trailer Trash fans. Attach any really trashy photos to an email
to dr. Mark and, if they are trashy enough, he will beg THE webmistress to post them.
dr. Mark wanted to post a picture of himself and Crazy Ray
brewing Trailer Trash Ale. Most people would have paid a professional photographer
to do the job, but not dr. Mark. He asked Crazy Ray's daughter to draw a picture of them. This is
a picture of them relaxing after knocking back a case or two. The faces of dr. Mark and Crazy Ray have
been blacked out because dr. mark, being as he is a celebrity, does not want to be hounded like Britney
Spears. He does wear underwear on most days so that is not the issue.
Dr. Mark has his special patients wear a special gown while waiting for thier examinations
Dr. Mark does not advise giving beer to your dog. He may like it but that is less for you.
Dr. Mark revealed his special talent early. Notice the blissful expression.
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
12 pack of Trailer Trash Ale
Sample the Trailer Trash Ale to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Trailer Trash Ale again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, open second bottle and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Trailer Trash Ale is still OK, try another bottle, just in
case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit of f floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Trailer Trash Ale to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Trashy Trailar Ale. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts.
Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Trailerer Trashy Al and make sure
to put the stove in the dishwasher.
